tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3540283839479085577.post6307349031814253796..comments2023-06-28T04:54:16.142-07:00Comments on Anthroslug the Much Put-Upon: Not a REAL ChristianAnthroslughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12455234504938025982noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3540283839479085577.post-40150006875785107892010-02-05T11:23:07.550-08:002010-02-05T11:23:07.550-08:00Sweet! I think that I will have to compile a book...Sweet! I think that I will have to compile a book of the Gospel According to Shadow circus.Anthroslughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02047686739793030565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3540283839479085577.post-9331302479219587682010-02-05T10:31:52.889-08:002010-02-05T10:31:52.889-08:00"I didn't know that Jesus was overly conc..."I didn't know that Jesus was overly concerned with firearms, it must be in the Apocrypha..."<br /><br />It's in Chlamydia 5:69-72<br /><br />"5:69 And lo, I say unto you; whosoever denieth me as the one true God shall stand before the Lord, who shall declare 'Thou art a playa hater.' And a cap shall be busted in the realm where the sun does not shine.<br /><br />5:70 To honor the Lord thy God, a weapon should be carried, and this weapon of righteousness shall be called heat, and whosoever should seek favor from him shall pack this heat and shall roll with his Heavenly Host of Homies."<br /><br />5:71 And a member of the congregation came forth and said, "But Jesus, did you not say that we should regard our neighbors with love and compassion? Does it not defy this goal to be busting caps where the sun does not shine?"<br /><br />5:72 And Jesus looked down upon him and said, "Lo, behold this little bitch that disrespects the son of the Lord thy God. Return to your mother's basement, that thou may squander thy days playing World of Warcraft and spilling your seed whilst beholding the Anime Scrolls. Thou art repulsive to my sacred eyes."Dave Hasbrouckhttp://www.shadowcircus.comnoreply@blogger.com