Today, I just wanted to let you know something very, very important.
Sometimes we find odd things in the field. I have written about weird things found during fieldwork. Normally these items just seem odd or incongruous, but I believe that I am beginning to see a pattern now, and I am beginning to see how the Universe has chosen me to bring a great truth to you.
When I was recording sites in Kern County last week, I came across these two items within the sites:
Combine these with my two previous experiences involving psychic archaeology, and it becomes clear: I have been put on the Earth to use archaeology as a method to spread the gospel of the one true messiah and savior of humanity!
ALL PRAISE TO URI GELLER! ALL SPOONS MUST BE BENT TO HONOR HIM!
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