In the responses to a post last week, it was brought up that I would likely get more hits from search engines such as Google if I were to include references to kinky sex in my posts – you know, words related to easy sex, leather queens, bondage, BDSM, and free full length porn movie downloads. While this may be true, it bothers me – I feel like I have a lot to say, and that it is worth hearing, and I shouldn’t have to make reference to naughty nympho schoolgirl dwarfs searching for hot man meat in order to get people to read this blog.
Really, it seems disgusting to me that the culture’s focus on sex means that it seems reasonable to suggest that someone keeping a blog about archaeology should make references to hot MILF ponygirl action in order to drive up their web traffic. It’s just undignified. Even if a single mention in a single post about cabana boy subs looking for their latex bondage masters would increase my web traffic tenfold, I don’t think I should write such a post. The notion that I should bow to our societies perverse tendencies and include mention of albino cheerleader orgies caught on tape just for the sake of pulling in a few perverts really irks me.
So, here’s my pledge to you, my readers, on this blog, you will never see reference to any of the following: college girl bikini jello wrestling, leather daddy motor pool hot skillinens, funky fresh French maid babes prowling for hot cougar action, naughty schoolgirl geophysicists looking for man meat, goggle-wearing vinyl midget love, petite nude wrestler ballerinas, and Ed Asner.
2 comments:
you have lost all faith in higher intelligence, haven't you.
can you post the number of Ed Asner hits?
(you forgot 'boobs' worth 10k hits a day)
Dude. You are such an amateur. Here, let me help:
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There. That oughta get a lot of hits out of Amsterdam at any rate.
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